The island of fultztopia

Not far from Gilligan’s Island is a tropical island known as Fultztopia. It is not owned or governed by any major country or region; rather it was controlled by a dictator that goes by the name of Sir Super King Corey the Great. He was rather imposing when he walked around in his coat made from the skins of 800 martens, a two foot red pointy hat made of otter skin with blue gems circling the brim, a thick belt made of gold, red stockings and red and blue pointed shoes made of cotton. His favorite past time was walking through the vast jungles with the Sword of Attila.

The jungle is hunting with trees so tall and dense a person cannot see the sky without a clearing. The cry of the feral cat, and the howl of the feral dog gives mystery to their location and mood. The screeches of more than 150 native birds are ceaseless, and could drive a man mad. Littered everywhere is the beautiful red and black Rosary Pea growing seductively in clusters on delicate flowers. Its juicy taste often fools the unsuspecting into sampling it, but even the consumption of one seed is enough to kill an adult human. If the feral animals and deadly plant life don’t get you, the swarms of insects will. After a storm, walls of blood thirsty mosquitos search the forest for their next victims. Venomous centipedes like to drop on unsuspecting travelers and give them a bite they won’t soon forget. If all else fails, Sir Super King Corey the Great and his sword are always looking to enforce random acts of violence.